today's poll

[wasabi_poptart]

Today's poll is in honor of onceupon's icon:

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[Poll #558890]

Comments

[lyonesse.livejournal.com]

pon farr also means he's more interested in how *you* feel for six years and three hundred and sixty days straight :)

[ex-midwinte.livejournal.com]

Yes, lula, but a truly caring lover, which of course Spock would be, would make sure I was taken care of whether he was in the throes of 7th-year lust or not.

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

I don't think Spock would be a truly caring lover.

Data would be, for sure, but not Spock. Kinky fun just ain't logical.

[ex-midwinte.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure it is! Because there are no irrational hangups about it! "Oh, you want to do _____? I can't think of a single reason why not. Let's get on it."

Plus, I bet Kirk cries after sex, like, do you really want that?

I bet you do, you ROMANTICS LOVER!

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

see, Spock would just roll off you and be like, "was that satisfactory? do you wish for a cigarette?" whereas Kirk would still want to go down on you with a snorkel in one hand and a novel in the other.

[ex-midwinte.livejournal.com]

Ha! You're right, he so would. But I bet Kirk would be all hung up about Your Orgasm, though, like it was his personal masterpiece.

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

Indeed--because Kirk is the Maestro of the Orgasm, he'd be sure you had a goddam good one. No matter what your species, Kirk would know exactly where to find your g-spot.

[snidegrrl.livejournal.com]

You guys win the internet.

[charlotterusse.livejournal.com]

hear, hear. best conversation in comment form ever.

[lyonesse.livejournal.com]

right, but if you said, "no, not a cigarette, i want belgian chocolates and half an hour of serious head," he'd raise an eyebrow and put out :)

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

I <3 you :)

[elementa.livejournal.com]

oh man. Do I even need to get into how Spock doesn't need a libido because he's all about observing and experimenting...and that there is NO way that he is vanilla?/????!!!!!111

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

yeah, it would be intense, but humorless. Kirk would have you laughing and crying at the same time, and he'd be right there with you.

You could be howling like a coyote and speaking in tongues with Spock, but the most he would do is cock that eyebrow and say, "Fascinating."

[elementa.livejournal.com]

Kirk is such a bottom.

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

you think?

I think he could field all positions. You know, a power-hitting short stop.

Spock is a total top, though.

[elementa.livejournal.com]

you think?

well...yeah...I think he has a lot invested in being seen as a ladies man. But deep down in his heart of hearts he wants Uhuru to make him lick her boots.

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

seriously, i'm CRYING over here!!