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Mar. 19th, 2004
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Mar. 19th, 2004 11:20 amIf you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Classic diner home cookin' fare. With plenty of meatloaf and pancakes for all!
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Yarn! Yarn! Yarn!
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Gothic feminist porn (a la Angela Carter, but more American . . . kinda like more literate Poppy Z. Brite with less emphasis on splatter and the girls are getting laid, too)
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Charm and etiquette. Nobody knows how to behave themselves anymore.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Baroque grunge: Vivaldi and Handel played on electric guitars . . . kind of finish what Ritchie Blackmore started and pick up where Yngwie Malmsteen left off.
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Classic diner home cookin' fare. With plenty of meatloaf and pancakes for all!
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Yarn! Yarn! Yarn!
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Gothic feminist porn (a la Angela Carter, but more American . . . kinda like more literate Poppy Z. Brite with less emphasis on splatter and the girls are getting laid, too)
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Charm and etiquette. Nobody knows how to behave themselves anymore.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Baroque grunge: Vivaldi and Handel played on electric guitars . . . kind of finish what Ritchie Blackmore started and pick up where Yngwie Malmsteen left off.