beats the hell out of a foil-wrapped cucumber

[wasabi_poptart]

The Bulge

"Individually wrapped packaging makes this product an appealing shelf item, allowing your customer to imagine the visual possibilities with usage."

Comments

[tyldak.livejournal.com]

Say whaaaa?! *boggle*

I have yet to hear a woman say, "Well he looked just average, I guess, and I wasn't going to approach him, but then I got a load of that package and I said to myself, 'Hmmmm I'm gettin me some of that!' and I tackled him." Do such women even exist? And would I want to bother with them evenif they did?

- Tyldak

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

I don't think the target audience for this product are men who are interested in attracting women. I dunno. Just a hunch.

[tyldak.livejournal.com]

Ah, that would make more sense, yes. Ick, but, yes, makes sense.

Sad to be reminded that men are so base, no matter what orientation.

- Tyldak

[kickasphalt.livejournal.com]

i'd pack that heat.