lest you think I'd let the anniversary go by so quietly

( daddy stuff )

pictures of Britney got me to thinking

This guy in Tampa once offered me $1000 to film me getting my head shaved. I told him I'd do it for $5000, but he declined to pay that much. Which was a shame, because I would have done it for nothing, if I thought he wanted it badly enough. It's just hair, after all.