beats the hell out of a foil-wrapped cucumber

[wasabi_poptart]

The Bulge

"Individually wrapped packaging makes this product an appealing shelf item, allowing your customer to imagine the visual possibilities with usage."

Comments

[sarahmarvelous.livejournal.com]

That is so weird.

[bitchiekittie.livejournal.com]

I really, really, really want to buy one. I want to feel like a stud.

I am going to steal yet another link from you.

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

man, that's false advertising! it's like those silicon thingies that ladies put in their bras to look bigger. i mean, what do you do when the time to get nekkid arrives?

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

the product description for Jack Jelly is also highly amusing.

[tyldak.livejournal.com]

Say whaaaa?! *boggle*

I have yet to hear a woman say, "Well he looked just average, I guess, and I wasn't going to approach him, but then I got a load of that package and I said to myself, 'Hmmmm I'm gettin me some of that!' and I tackled him." Do such women even exist? And would I want to bother with them evenif they did?

- Tyldak