beats the hell out of a foil-wrapped cucumber

[wasabi_poptart]

The Bulge

"Individually wrapped packaging makes this product an appealing shelf item, allowing your customer to imagine the visual possibilities with usage."

Comments

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

man, that's false advertising! it's like those silicon thingies that ladies put in their bras to look bigger. i mean, what do you do when the time to get nekkid arrives?

[bitchiekittie.livejournal.com]

presumably the type of guys who would actually wear these would have a hard time getting to the point of nekkidness, big fake bulge or no!

[monkeyhouse.livejournal.com]

bah HAHAHAHA!!! it's funny because it's true!

it wowuld be hilarious for a gang of womenfolk to go out clubbing (or to church!) while wearing them, though.

[windup.livejournal.com]

Ha!