Alex, I'll take "Jewish Journalists I'd Like to Fuck" for five hundred, please.

[wasabi_poptart]

monstarrsoprano, you can have Ira Glass. I'll take Neal Pollack.

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[monstarrsoprano.livejournal.com]

Hellz yeah.

I messed up an issue of the NY Times in Barnes and Noble to read Mr. Glass article.
Mr. Pollack seems sassy, man.

[emily-hahn.livejournal.com]

He's part of the East Coast hipster invasion which has taken over South Austin. So I'm sure you could go loiter around his store (The Escapist) in hopes of hooking up with him.

[modysoul.livejournal.com]

If she gets Ira Glass, and you get Neal Pollack, who is left for me?

Does Jonathan Goldstein count?

[kickarse.livejournal.com]

Did you see his "sexy pics" section on his website?

[atomicknitnight.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you had a thing for Neal Pollack!

We've had him in town twice. I didn't see you at either reading!

[wasabi-poptart.livejournal.com]

I didn't know I had a thing for him either, until I read the Shut Up column! Nothing turns me on like sass.